Yes my favorite Wonderland mini game

So there is a event coming out involving the mini game Five in a row. For those unfamiliar with the game it is played on the wireless game machine. It is like connect four. All players can go to the GM's tent and play this game when the event begins. The times are as fallows:

9:00 - 10:00pm March 1st EST (GMT-5) - Aries 2
9:00 - 10:00pm March 2nd EST (GMT-5)- Taurus 2
9:00 - 10:00pm March 3rd EST (GMT-5) - Gemini 2
9:00 - 10:00pm March 4th EST (GMT-5)- Cancer 2
9:00 - 10:00pm March 5th EST (GMT-5) - Leo 2
10:00 - 11:00pm March 5th EST (GMT-5)- Scorpio 2
3:00 - 4:00am March 6th EST (GMT-5) - Virgo 2
4:00 - 5:00am March 6th EST (GMT-5) - Libra 2

Event reward is all gold obtained from the game will be given to one player.

For official post please go to:

Five in a Row

In other the man who almost drowned the other day has been found mentally capable to stand trill he has been charged with attempted manslaughter. Reports are coming in from Gemini server that there has been a female streaker. She has struck 3 times in the last twenty-four hours. Once in holy again at starter beach and finally in Korea. Any one who see this mystery woman is asked to call the police right away. She is presumed armed and dangerous.

So this one is for the homies *pours colt 45 on the ground* fat kid out.

2X Holy EXP Potion

This is mostly for people who still use myspace or people who had a account. The event is called "Join MySpace, Grab 2X Holy EXP Potion." What you do is add Wonderland to your friends list and then reply to this topic. every one who does this will receive a 2X Holy EXP pot. The event starts today and ends on the 8th of March. For the official post please visit:

Join MySpace, Grab 2X Holy EXP Potion


So till next time remember just because something taste good to you. Doesn't mean the fat kid will like it.

A couple of things to announce

So here it is from Channel 1 news desk this is the fat kid MMD. We have a fallow up on yesterdays story involving a two vehicles crash. The driver of the Blue Turtle Car has been moved to stable condition and its looking like he will be making a full recovery.

In other news this Saturday brings a two times event on all servers. Starting at 1 am and going till 11pm. Note all times are in Wonderland time.For the official post please visit:

Double EXP in all servers

Also to report today. It seems that after the big server switch last week, there has been some unforeseen data transfer error between IGG Mail and Yahoo! Mail. Yahoo! Mail users will be unable to receive email replies from IGG for approximately three days. For the official post please visit:

Yahoo! email problem

Our final piece of news comes from Aries server where a man almost drown today off the dock in holy. When our news team caught up to him. The only thing he responded with was "I seen my reflection in water and thought I was drowning. So I jump in to save myself, at that point I realized I cant swim. Police are still unsure if any charges are going to be laid. The man will spend the next twenty-four hours under the careful watch of the South Island Mental Ward.

So till next remember the fat kid says "if you are what you eat, I must be really good"


......... this just in a sneak peak of the new clothes for Maid. The Seasonal Suit, Rabbit Suit and Cat Suit will be released in version 4.0.For the official post please visit:

4.0 Version Preview IV - New Robot Maid's Suit

Well now that, that is fixed

You may or may not have have noticed, but my links haven't been working properly. I figured out my problem and resolved it. I apologize if you were having any problems with them. Now on to the topic of our favorite game Wonderland Online.

This is just something that ercks me about this game. Mostly just the events, 90% of the events are item mall or credit mall related. Such as buy so many point events, exchange so many points, spend so many points or my personal favorite double credit weekends (another spend points to get more credits to spend at there other mall).Now you might be saying MMD I have signed every day and got my self the 2 credits as well as the additional 40 for doing this every day. But I ask you what have you spent your 248 credits(if you still have any) on? All the good stuff cost 500+ credits. The real way you get credits is from spending points. Than they don't even give you that many either. I understand every one has to make some money some how, but really there pixels. Yes there are server cost, maybe staff payments but that is almost about every thing. I know you are saying but MMD you have bought points and taken part in one or to two of this form of event. I would say I got lucky but these events never end and I really wanted some things from the item mall.

Now there are other events that happen during the week(everyday but Thursday), I have them linked. Those events are o.k. but you don't get any thing spectacular out of it. Not like the spend your or your parents hard earned money events(as they should be called).I just think there should be more events that aren't gear towards spending to win. If they have to be mall related events then give the normal player a chance at item mall or really cool things, without having to spend money.

Tonight is our weekly maintenance for those who haven't caught on yet to when it happens.


In other news 3 people were rushed to hospital when a Turtle car carrying two failed to yield to on coming traffic and collided with a locomotive. The driver of the Blue Turtle car remains in critical condition while the other two were released with only cuts and bruises.

Reporting from Channel 1 news this is your host with the fat kid most MilkManDan aka Will

Trojan War for Virgo Delayed

Just a small post today.

According to IGG the Trojan War event intended to be held on the Virgo Server from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Feb.22nd EST (GMT-5) is delayed until next Sunday. There having some technical problems.

For the official post please visit:

Trojan War

Small event happing today

So there is a small event happening over the next couple of nights. The event is called Cats & Dog Battle. It will be happing on all servers. The rewards are Champion: 50 Credits Participants: 20 Credits

Times are as fallows:

9:00 - 10:00pm February 22nd EST (GMT-5) - Aries 2
9:00 - 10:00pm February 23rd EST (GMT-5)- Taurus 2
9:00 - 10:00pm February 24th EST (GMT-5) - Gemini 2
9:00 - 10:00pm February25th EST (GMT-5)- Cancer 2
9:00 - 10:00pm February 26th EST (GMT-5) - Leo 2
10:00 - 11:00pm February 26th EST (GMT-5)- Scorpio 2
3:00 - 4:00am February 27th EST (GMT-5) - Virgo 2
4:00 - 5:00am February 27h EST (GMT-5) - Libra 2

Event Location:
The entrance to the church in Holy Village

So come one come all. For full rules visit the official page at

Cats &Dogs Battle

My plan for the next 62 hours

So what is this diabolical plan of his you might find your self asking. So I will tell you fine people. Since I have the next 62 hours of work I will be beefing my blog up. Really trying to pimp this thing out and see what it can really do.So keep checking back who knows I could be finished at any time.

So till the stars in the sky hits your eyes like a big pizza pie that the fatkid.

ITS BACK

Well ladies and gentlemen yes all the rumors you hear are true. Wonderland is back up and running. The two times event is going on till 5 am(Wonderland time) Feb 19th. So good luck every one and may you all lvl at least once during it. Now I am wondering why Scorpio never got a new branch? There has to be enough people playing that server.

But till next time always remember life will be easier for you once you admit I am god.

AND AS IT WAS SAID..... SO SHALL IT BE DONE

Well it has began.. It is the time of reckoning.. The four horse men draw near.. The apocalypse is just over the horizon.. In other words to am bored to tears. The server switch has begun . We are in dead time so to speak.

So let me take this time to tell you a bit about my wonderland history.*world starts to ripple "Yes I always wanted a flash back of my own"*

It starts of with me finding out about closed beta testing back in April of 08 , through a blog I had been reading for awhile http://nezlo.blogspot.com/ a endless-online fan blog. After about a week of deciding if I was going to see if my computer would run the game in the first place. I decided to give it a try and it worked. I could load it (it takes 10 minuets), play it and it was not the same old game I had been playing for 2 years. So like every one on there first time. I was born a newb once again, on the only server at the time Aries under the confirmed alias KingKorpse. I caught on to the game really fast but mostly enjoyed that turn based battle system. Right from the first battle and it brought me back to FF7, I was hooked. So months past and I had really got attached to this game. You know every waking hour in front of the screen even if I was using remote.

Till one faithful night about 2 weeks before the release of v 3.0 and Scorpio server, at lvl 41 and Roca lvl 40 I went to to work and left my self to afk train. When I returned in the morning I was standing there and Roca had ran away. I thought that is funny her friendship was at 83. So I go find her, all the equipment I had on her gone her friendship at 14. I am like wtf, turns out my dumb ass did two things wrong. One I forgot to sit, Two I forgot to set remote to leave after x amount of Deaths. So in that brief second I realized my Aries days were done, and with the buzz about the release of Scorpio as well as players I knew thinking about switching. I did and so did they lol. Gave every thing but the account itself to some one who had just switched from endless-online I knew.

I waited the two weeks. As soon as I got home from work. I set up my Scorpio account and decided to go with one of my favorite comic strip characters. Milk Man Dan from the comic strip Redmeat. You can find a link to the site via my links section. Now much more time has passed have exceeded my previous lvl. Obtained much more on the Scorpio than I ever did on Aries. I can say proudly I own the only mushroom tent on the server. I was part of the most epic 2 server guild WePlayNaked, and I am now currently part of the epic movie fan guild TheGoonies .

But that is enough about me for now. Stay tuned for further news.

Your fat kid eye in the sky

Will aka MilkManDan (All Servers)

*T.v. set turns off* you can all return to your own reality now.

Deleted accounts

Its funny how some people feel it necessary to cheat Igg has just released a list of accounts that have been deleted due to performing some illegal actions, like selling unauthorized gold and using plug-in system modifications. Ok selling gold really I find that no big deal but it is against the rules and code of conduct.So here is the list of the deleted accounts.

girlfriendGM	girlfriendgm14	girlfriendgm15	girlfriendgm16	girlfriendgm17
kenkk12	kenkk11	kenkk10	kenkk00	jdguey25
yaoyao02	yaoyao01	yaoyao01	richmond007	richmond007kmax005
yaoyao19	yaoyao18	ll20yg03	ll20yg02	ll20yg01
kenkk02	kenkk01	feadfe	efeadsfe	gdsfyt
kmax003	kmax002	kmax001	yaoyao36	yaoyao34
girlfriendgm10	girlfriendgm11	girlfriendgm12	girlfriendgm13	girlfriendgm20
dsftwe2	kmax03	kmax02	kmax01	kenkk09
kmax003	kmax002	kmax001	yaoyao36	yaoyao34
ll20yg	yaoyao17	yaoyao16	yaoyao15	yaoyao14
vdgshd	dsfds25	fvrfrtd	adsfgr	faeggr
kmax12	kmax11	yaoyao33	yaoyao32	yaoyao31
girlfriendgm21	girlfriendgm22	girlfriendgm23	girlfriendgm24	girlfriendgm25
kenkk08	kenkk07	kenkk06	kenkk05	kenkk04
kmax12	kmax11	yaoyao33	yaoyao32	yaoyao31
fdffaaer	feadfeew	fdaefdfd	lovebao	mathers00
faefsda	fjaliue	faefsef	fadgrrr	rudil
yaoyao30	kenkk12	kenkk11	kenkk10	kenkk00

so till next time remember a rolling fat kid grows a lot of moss

After note: I forgot for the official post go to http://wl.igg.com/news/newscontent.php?aid=1791

People in upper management

So I am getting my ass handed to me at work last. I have 2 pro till people up front and just me in the back.One of the people in the front is my restaurant manager, who keeps popping back to leaned a hand (only on his orders). During one of his stops he decides to inform me that I should be throwing down the meat when the orders come in. I all most lost it on him, but kept my cool and replied "How am I supposed to do that when the orders have not stopped coming in? I am eventually going to run out of product."

He shrugged his shoulders and walk away. That is fine by me he is out of my hair. So an hour goes by its 1:45 am I have been on since 10 pm he tells me he is finally going home . "I'm like ok is there any way you could cover me for a quick 5 min smoke break. "

To which he says "No, I should have been done 45 min ago."

Little back information one he is on salary, Two he is supposed to lead by example and three whats another 5 min when your already there.

So by this point I am fuming I know its going to be a long busy night(it was).I see we have no one in line. So I jump out super fast and prey that I can get through this smoke before Four or more people come in(my magic number that I consider to busy for one crew member to do alone).Yeah that didn't happen half a smoke later I passed it off to some random street person and away I go. I finished my shift at 6:15 am frustrated and really needing a full cigarette. Moral of my story, Is there really any bosses out there like me that really care for there staff and not the almighty doller sign?

Wonderland down for 16 hours/Server maintenance moved

From the official site

With the increasing number of IGG players, we have opened even more servers to make sure that our games run smoothly. However, at the present time our current server facilities are at their capacity limits, so we have decided to move all of the servers to a better IDC (Internet Data Center). This move will take place from approximately 2:00pm February 17th to 6:00am, February 18th EST (GMT-5) during which period all IGG games and official websites and forums will be unavailable. With this move we are not only increasing the server facilities, but also the number of and quality of the servers. With all this new hardware, players will soon be enjoying an even better environment for gaming than ever before.

Breaking news, the scheduled maintenance on February 17th will be delayed until February 18th. The latest patch for Wonderland Online will be released. During this update, the game client will be updated automatically. If the client cannot be updated automatically, then you can download the latest patch and install it manually. This patch will correct the Husband is fishing quest and some translation bugs.

Additionally, there will be 2X EXP event for 24 hours after the maintenance.

to read the official post please visit http://wl.igg.com/news/newscontent.php?aid=1780

Introductions

Well first, This blog will be based around the IGG game Wonderland Online. I will also be using this space as a place to rant about things going on in my own life. It may be a little slow to start but give me sometime it will improve I promise. Ok well I hope it will improve. If I get any information from the official site I will post it here as well as a link to the official post.